If spoken aloud, you must adopt the British High Court accent for "Lord Justice," immediately drop into a Valley Girl "lol," and finish "out" with the whisper of a spy leaving a briefing.
Audio Script: " (pause)... lol ... ^out." Chapter 3: Why You Need This Phrase The English language lacks a word for "leaving a situation where you are technically wrong, but you refuse to concede, so you laugh at the other person's logic and vanish." lordjusticelol out
Do not use this for genuine tragedy or serious debates. Use it when someone corrects your grammar, when you lose by 1 point in Mario Kart, or when your friend insists that hot dogs are sandwiches. If spoken aloud, you must adopt the British
LordJusticeLOL out.