Instead, embrace reality. Download the official demo, hunt down a legitimate 800MB repack from trusted sources like (but always use a VPN and antivirus), or play the excellent Spider-Man: Web of Shadows .

And remember: with great power comes great responsibility—especially when clicking "Download Now" buttons. Have you ever actually found a working sub-200MB version of Spider-Man 3? Share your story in the comments below (but don’t post links to sketchy sites).

But does the fabled 10MB version of Spider-Man 3 actually exist? And if it does, what exactly are you downloading?